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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:00
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Inside the first official barefoot hiking park in the US - SFGATE
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This Case Forced Me to Completely Rethink How I Handle the Switch 2 - Gizmodo
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Compass files lawsuit against Zillow over home listings policy - AP News
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Tesla is forced to remove 64 Superchargers on NJ Turnpike, Musk claims ‘corruption’ - Electrek
Still no good.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What traits are considered unattractive? Which traits are typically seen as attractive and why?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
No way